theJDman State of Mind

Blame Juno

Before I start take a look at this...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080619/hl_nm/usa_pregnancy_teens_dc_3

OK, now while watching the news I saw some expert who knew why this was happening. I watched with anticipation because I knew I was about to hear the one of the dumbest things I would ever hear, and I wasn't disappointed. This expert has determined the reason for the so-called Pregnancy Pact was(make sure your sitting down for this)... the movie Juno. Wow?

Now all I have is one question... How does one become an Expert? What are the qualifications needed to be an Expert? I assume they are such...
1) A complete lack of common sense.
2) A overpaid and under educated degree from Harvard, or some other college that make experts.
3) A desire to think about burning social issues like Purple Ink F's are less intimidating than Red Ink F's or why inmates in prison don't like it.

Now when you first read this what was your first thought? Now if it was "Blame Juno" then you might be expert material. I hate it when some "so-called" Expert tells everybody that these girls all watched Juno and then decided they all wanted to be her. You're right it doesn't make sense does it? If things were that easy we could drop DVD players with copies of Iron Eagle and scare everybody into not attacking us. That's the same logic that says "if you tell people that smoking will kill them, they'll stop." Hmmm didn't work, I can't understand why. Later...


theJDman

posted by theJDman @ 2:06 PM